Conditions of Use
Tonewheel General Hospital welcomes you to its website,
Tonewheelgeneral.com. Tonewheel General
Hospital provides its services to you subject to the conditions described below. By visiting or
shopping at Tonewheelgeneral.com you agree to accept these conditions.
Please read them carefully. There's nothing really bad in them; mostly stuff our lawyers thought
made sense, tempered by what we thought was reasonable and not too objectionable (we shop online too). You wouldn't
believe the stuff they wanted you to agree to! But, we digress...
Everything you see on this web site, including, but not limited to text, images, graphics, icons,
audio clips, animated thingies, program codes and other "software", was painstakingly created by someone who worked
really hard to make us happy, and is therefore the property of Tonewheel General
Hospital, or, was provided by one of our suppliers and is therefore
their property. This stuff is protected by United States and international copyright laws.
With the exception of the Hammond/Leslie Age List, no portion of this web site may be reproduced in any form. With
respect to the Hammond/Leslie Age List, free reproduction rights are granted for non-commercial use provided proper
attribution is made indicating the content was obtained from Tonewheel General
Hospital. We want our 15 minutes of fame!
All product names and company logos mentioned or included on this web site remain the trademarks
or registered trademarks of their respective holders. This means words like "Hammond", "Leslie",
and "Trek II".
Trademarks and Patents
Tonewheel General Hospital has no trademarks or patents, but if we did they
would be listed and acknowledged here. We looked into getting a trademark, but it was too hard to figure out and we
would have had to hire a special lawyer just for that one thing, so it wasn't worth it. Anyway, who's going to steal
End User License Agreement
Tonewheel General Hospital grants users of
Tonewheelgeneral.com a limited license to view, but not to copy (other than
the web page caching that various web browsers perform), any of the publicly accessible content on this web site. Any
method of monitoring or collecting information on Tonewheelgeneral.com for use
by any merchant offering the same products as Tonewheelgeneral.com, or products
competitive or comparable to the products offered by Tonewheelgeneral.com, is
This license does not include or allow the resale or commercial use of
Tonewheelgeneral.com or its content; any collection and use of any product
listings, descriptions, or prices; any derivative use of this site or its contents; any downloading or copying of
account information for the benefit of another merchant; or any use of data mining, robots
(droids), or similar data gathering and extraction tools. You are granted a limited, revocable,
and nonexclusive right to create a hyperlink to the home page of
Tonewheelgeneral.com so long as the link does not portray
Tonewheelgeneral.com in a false, misleading, derogatory, or otherwise
offensive matter. Be nice!
Upon any prohibited or unauthorized use of Tonewheelgeneral.com, your
license to use Tonewheelgeneral.com is immediately revoked
and you must begin listening to accordions and bagpipes playing Joan Jett & the
Blackhearts' "I Love Rock and Roll". Furthermore, Tonewheel General
Hospital reserves the right to revoke this license for any behavior deemed by
Tonewheel General Hospital to be destructive, disruptive,
or otherwise evil, even if said behavior is not explicitly listed in this
We are really sorry about all that stuff. That's lawyer-speak for protecting the massive
investment of money and time to develop this web site. Anyone who is reading this doesn't have to worry about
it - dishonest people don't read EULA's.
Information and Pricing Disclaimer
Tonewheel General Hospital endeavors mightily to make shopping for your
Hammond or Leslie needs easy. We like to keep things as simple as possible, but must reserve the right to change our
policies, prices, and product availability without notice. Our suppliers have this in their
agreements, so we figured we had better have it in ours. We don't know what they have in mind, but we suspect they
won't tell us until after the fact. Whenever possible
Tonewheel General Hospital will honor previously made commitments
because that is an honorable thing to do; just don't hold us to it. A
restocking fee will be imposed on returned items; please write or call for an RMA number prior to returning anything.
Product descriptions and images are as accurate as possible, but we aren't
marketing geniuses or photographic arts majors. We try very hard to provide accurate text and
pictures, and although we do know a lot about Hammonds and Leslies, we can't guarantee the accuracy of any of the
information or images contained within Tonewheelgeneral.com, and such
information and images are not intended for any use where an inaccuracy might cause loss, damage, or danger to any
person, group, company, organization, country or eco-system. Please forward
comments regarding accuracy issues to email@example.com.
More lawyer double-speak. Really fills you with confidence about us, eh? They said that section
is for folks who attempt to qualify as candidates for the Darwin awards.
Limitation Of Liability
Tonewheel General Hospital will not be liable for any damages or loss of
profits, business, resources, or interests, whether consequential, special, indirect, or punitive, even if advised of
the possibility of such damages. Tonewheel General Hospital will not under
any circumstances be liable or responsible for any amount of damages greater than the aggregate U.S. dollar amount paid
by the customer for purchase(s) made under this agreement (excluding applicable sales tax and shipping charges).
Tonewheel General Hospital is not and will not be liable for content on
any web site linked to or from the domain of this web site.
Any dispute relating in any way to your visit to
Tonewheelgeneral.com or to
products you purchase through Tonewheelgeneral.com shall be submitted to
confidential arbitration in Kansas City, Missouri, except that, to the extent you have in any manner violated or
threatened to violate Tonewheelgeneral.com's intellectual property rights,
Tonewheel General Hospital may seek injunctive or other appropriate relief in
any state or federal court in the state of Missouri, and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such courts.
Arbitration under this agreement shall be conducted under the rules then prevailing of the American Arbitration
Association. The arbitrator's award shall be binding and may be entered as a judgment in any court of competent
jurisdiction. To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, no arbitration under this Agreement shall be joined to
an arbitration involving any other party subject to this Agreement, whether through class arbitration proceedings or